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joehundredaire
24 June 2009 @ 10:08 am
Totally forgot this place existed. Whoops. Linked it back into TtH's blog feature and so now if I remember it again and post more, stuff will show up on that site too. Getting ready for a long day of waiting: DirecTV installer comes "between noon and four" to deliver an HD-DVR and a new dish and then AT&T's DSL boy is doing stuff tonight to upgrade our connection. So... 6 Mbps interwebz, 50 more channels, and the ability to record HDTV. Eh, I'll take it.
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Current Location: Bristol, Connecticut
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joehundredaire
24 July 2007 @ 08:07 am
I haven't thought of this place in a good long while, till I got a comment alert in my email. Some genius made a comment on a really old post that made me LOLz.

"Coming from you as tth's resident asshole, that's a fucking joke. What's up, someone retaliated to your childishness by reviewing the OOC bullshit you write?

Bah, bah, bah for the poor baby."

Uh... huh.

First off, not from a signed in member of LJ. And when they opted to use the anonymous posting feature, they didn't opt to leave an email or even a name. Braaaave man. Or woman. Or some sort of hermaphrodite for all I know.

Second off, the post is six months old.

Thirdly... the brave commenter must have completely missed the part where I was talking about authors and THEIR review comments in the entire body of the original post, and has absolutely nothing to do with reviewers. DEE-DEE-DEE!

Lastly, given that the majority of my reviews are left privately... it rather easily marks the individual as someone with a personal grudge because I raped them in a review rather than anyone with a real and impartial ability to judge my writing abilities.

Eh, gave me a laugh for at least 20 minutes. Here's to you, anonymous coward. Without you, I wouldn't have shot Smirnoff Twisted out of my nose in such a quantity that I then had an excuse to go get a second one.
 
 
Current Location: Bristol, CT
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Current Music: Big & Rich - Between Raising Hell And Amazing Grace
 
 
 
joehundredaire
29 January 2007 @ 11:23 pm
This might just be me, but is the fact that since last time I've talked to you (about a month gap)... is it really a good thing that you've dumped the boyfriend you were "so in love with" and are now ENGAGED to a person who (as of our previous speaking) you'd yet to meet? The psychoanalytical part of me is having a field day with this...
 
 
Current Location: Bristol, CT
Current Mood: confusedconfused
Current Music: Alanis Morissette - Everything
 
 
 
joehundredaire
27 January 2007 @ 08:40 pm
...when the person is too dee dee dee to actually get offended.

"You suck."
"OMFG LOLz, i no i sux!"

Other people that should be shot:
  • People who can't cross Buffy and Harry Potter without making Willow a Weasley. Grow a fucking idea that doesn't revolve around motherfucking hair color, kthnxbye.
  • Anyone who writes more than one "OMG, Character X is really Character Y!" story. Well, unless they're doing parodies.
  • "My friends don't want me anymore so I decide to leave down and come back a gay superhero!"
  • High school "AU" story writers.
  • Writers who even THINK of writing a high school "AU" story.
  • People who try to base arguments/"witty" commentary on region or nation-specific television programming. Gee, I wonder why the American is vastly unamused by jokes about/references to some obscure British show...
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    Current Location: Bristol, CT
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    Current Music: Stevie Wonder - I Wish
     
     
     
    joehundredaire
    24 January 2007 @ 12:43 am
    Really, show some taste when you decide to go to the Add Photo page, would you?

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    Current Location: Bristol, CT
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    Current Music: dc Talk - What Have We Become (dDubb Remix)
     
     
     
    joehundredaire
    ...is listening to people do art commentary on hentai.
    Haha I love Oni's colors. To me his colors are second to none and really bring a vibrace to his pics. This one is certainly no exception.
    Uh... huh. You commission a guy to draw X-rated lesbian art and what you enjoy about it is the COLORS. Right then. Not even sure WTF a "vibrace" is, unless it's a kinky sex toy for crippled girls...

    Oh, and you can now bug me about what you'd like to see me write. Hmm. I prolly should start putting my fic up on here somewhere too, eh?
     
     
    Current Location: Bristol, CT
    Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
    Current Music: dc Talk - Jesus Freak (The Savage Perspective Mix)
     
     
     
    joehundredaire
    18 January 2007 @ 03:07 am
    I dare you guys not to giggle at this... Read more...Collapse )
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    joehundredaire
    15 January 2007 @ 11:06 pm
    You Are 72% Sociopath

    The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
    The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil!
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    Current Location: Bristol, CT
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    joehundredaire
    11 January 2007 @ 08:17 am
    I love one of my girlfriend's friends. Really, I do. Listening to this dumb bitch try and break us up is like... oh god, there's not a word for a train wreck like this. It's past a train wreck that tipped over onto a highway and caused a 20-car pileup. Some of the highlights of this so-called friend's arguments about why Carrie should dump me. And you've gotta love how coherent and relevant some of these are...

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    Current Location: Bristol, CT
    Current Mood: irritatedirritated
    Current Music: Andrew Lloyd Weber - Superstar
     
     
     
    joehundredaire
    08 January 2007 @ 04:23 am
    They seriously do not make an expletive strong enough for this occasion. From the same genius who induced this rant, I got an email after announcing the pending rewrite of my lesbian WIWU fic Real or No Real. Again, this had to be spell-checked for your own sanity...
    Any chance of Illyria seeing Xander as a annoying younger brother type person in this fic? Because I could just see her disapproving of his latest date and threatening her to take a hike before she would rip off her head. She might not even know she sees him like that until Jean tells her. Xander, finally reaching the end of his rope, tells Illyria that since his choices are "unworthy" (that would be her term for them) that she gets him a girlfriend then. I can just see her ordering a suitable mate for the annoying one-eyed one to become his lover if she knows what's good for her. It could be a comedy interlude?
    Just... *twitchtwitchtwitchexplode* Xander has like, a one line mention in this particular story. There is no Xander content. None. Illyria mentions him as being in Cleveland (as is Faith, who gets more of a mention than Xander) before she leaves the Hellmouth to come to Xavier's. I generally appreciate feedback but... what the fuck, Charles?
     
     
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